Happy Tuesday, Molly Monsters! It’s been a while for me. Very, very busy but I’m excited to restart a little tradition. What tradition? Well, it’s TantalizingTuesday, and it’s some of the most fun you can have on the internet. A group of writers get together every Tuesday. We each pick our own picture and then, we write exactly two hundred words. That’s it. Two hundred words. I think you’ll find that the wonderful authors I’m privileged to know pack a pretty damned big punch in those two hundred words. Okay. Mine is right below but don’t even think about reading mine without also clicking to read the rest!
Fucking heels.What the hell? Slutty heels count as a present? Why not just buy me a goddam vacuum or a new dishwasher? Fuck me pumps? That’s really it? Really? How about season tickets to the Cowboys? I have a pretty good idea who’d be in the other seat. Hunting license? All expenses paid trip to fish along the Colorado? All sorts of things any woman would want. Fucking heels to make my legs seem longer and to accentuate my ass for anyone who wants a look at it. Oh yeah, that’s romantic as hell. Perfect gift. Jesus. Jesus Christ. Why not give me a subscription to Maxim? Why not take me to a strip club so I can put on a goddam show, get a lap dance with some brilliant girl named Candy who’s really intellectual even with her boobs bouncing around? Why not get me one of those racecar adventures where I go from zero to sixty in three seconds and even get strapped to the seat like a professional? Fuck the flowers. How about some cheese curls and a six pack?
On the other hand...
Those heels look pretty sexy, now that I think about it.
There it is, Molly Monsters! Be sure to check out the teases from all of the other great writers! I know you’ll love them. You can find them on the TantalizingTuesday Until next time, grab life by the balls because you never know what might cum of it!